The person who took this photo was obviously not pointing at the person lying down with his/her legs stretched out towards us. Joshua, who gave birth to you??

Joshua is currently studying to be a lawyer (OMFG, seriously? I have never known anybody smart enough to get into NUS LAW!!! ) but when there's no school, Joshua can be found innocently wandering the beaches, either at East Coast or Phuket. Unfortunately, not-so-innocent girls instantly gravitate towards him like flies to a banana bunch. Poor, vulnerable Joshua.

Anyway we got really irritated with all the girls who keep flocking towards him so instead of our usual practice of stamping them out with hearts, we're employing GREEN EYEBALLS THIS TIME. BE MINE, Joshua, don't look at them green eyeballs.

Ditto what was said above. We think he has a girlfriend, but as a friend said, just because there's a Red Light (Red Light = Attached, Green Light = Single, Amber Light = Complicated) , just because Joshua's a Red Light, doesn't mean there can't be a Green Arrow right??? *reaches into photo and pinches Joshua's cheeks*

YOXYOXYOX,

your confident Harem managers.