Oriental Boys Harem

15: Our Delicious Pad Thai, Thai Hoa

2010-10-11T17:17:00.000-07:00

Here we have a joint submission by XXX and her lovely friend YYY!

"here's a cute oriental boy ^^ this is thai-hoa, we call him thai, he's
vietnamese-american. from michigan but definitely still very oriental.

look at him rubbing his washboard abs!

look at him eating durian while in thailand doing community service!!

look at him demonstrate his nurturing, paternal side with his nephew.

look at him half naked!

look at him pose sexily. he can also cook.

he's also very wise, witness some of the things he says:

"Some people are just born ugly, even though they are symmetrical."

"I know my calculus, me + you = love."

"I want to make lobster affordable for everyone."

"I think I'll be fine, I'm immune to white people flu."

VERY eligible young man.

p.s. please put a green eye over my face

your avid fan,

XXX.

Thank you, XXX. Our Harem Managers have been slacking lately, no thanks to increasing homework. But we couldn't resist uploading some Pad Thai tonight.

14: Joel Leong the Artist

2010-09-04T11:33:00.000-07:00

Joel Leong, former-damn-zai-rugby-player-turned-struggling-artist-pursuing-his-course-at-NTU, looks at you meaningfully from within the frame. What is a frame? What is it keeping in, or what is it keeping out? Whatever. Don't care. Just want to see his cute face.

Omigawd!!!! Can this haircut-and-arty-goggles ensemble be ANY CUTER?! He looks like the kind of guy you would see at red dot museum!!!! OR at lasalle!!

Luckily he doesn't only go to red dot museum or bugis; he also goes clubbing one!!!

I love the fringe. And I liked that girl's mouth so I didn't let the green eyeball cover it.

Joel, will you draw me wearing a necklace, wearing ONLY this necklace???? *titanic theme plays*

YOXYOXYOX,

your Harem managers' hearts will go on and on

13 X 3 + 30 = 69: Fong the Sex Machine

2010-09-02T08:08:00.000-07:00

Finally! We have a representative from SMU, all decked up in business wear with tie and cigar no less. Stereotypes never fail us, and we're glad our studs stay safe within their boundaries. This is Fong, Man, Sex Machine, and Filial Son.

This is Fong, dominating on the Judo Mat, doing alpha male sport stuff.

This is Fong, the ladies' man. Everybody wants a photo with Fong, because that means you get hugged by one of his big Judo arms.

This is Fong, versatile, every girl's fantasy. He can act gay just to get you high. (if you're into that sort of thing)

This is Fong, and this is potentially you, snuggling against the heat of his manly arm and chest; any interested takers send an email to us we will forward your contact details to Fong. Emails with attached photos get priority.

YOXYOXYOX,

your Harem managers.

Twelve- JY: Fear Inspires Love

2010-08-27T16:11:00.000-07:00

One of my favourite fantasies is to be a mafia boss' ho, and thanks to this entry from Kenneth Fong Llama, I am able at least to realize my fantasy in blog-form.

JY is our modern-day Napoleon. Like Napoleon, JY is small, he's normally found riding something, he has POWER, and, he also shaved his initials on the side of his head. (Little known fact about Napoleon indeed!)

The details of JY's gang's activities were not revealed in the email as they are sensitive information, but safe to say that by day JY is a law student at NUS, by weekend he models for the tattoo companies in which his gang has interests, financial or otherwise, and by night he hangs out with his ho s and does gangster-stuff.

JY is highly involved in his modelling activities; he contributes his own costume, his own props (this truck is his actually), as well as his own women. He also directs most of the photoshoots as, in his words, he is actually " an artist inside ".

Within the underground society JY is also well-known as a cult hip-hop artiste; he holds guerilla fringe performances which help generate revenue for his gang. It is also said that he picks young ladies from the mosh pit at these events to join in his own personal harem.

We were lucky enough to obtain this photo of JY going about his gangster activities by night; some of his subordinates refer to him as "Ah-Gong", or, if you don't speak Singlish, "Godfather".

A piece of trivia for you: JY was also specially invited by Roystinian Tan to star in his now-famous gangster movie 12 (hence the decision to keep JY till the twelfth post, get it?) He appears in the scene where all the gangsters are killing each other in a beautifully choreographed sequence of wincing faces. (still from film above)

In this photo JY is seen with an unidentified leader of a rival gang negotiating turf boundaries. His position of power is deliciously sexy, wish he would add us on facebook.

YOXYOXYOX,

your horny Harem managers.

Eleven for Exotic Iskandar

2010-08-25T19:39:00.000-07:00

It's nice to read your incoming emails (and fanmail), it's also nice to see how some of you write pretending to be ME, THE Harem Manager, since you think that I'm going to copy-and-paste... which I am actually. Anyway here goes, the latest entry from yet another NUS student.... NTU and SMU, WHERE ART THOU?!

"the oriental boy of today is syed iskandar bin hamzah

some things you need to know about him -

he's a mix of pakistani, javanese and also has some japanese blood = exotic

can speak malay, english, french (with attractive accent) and a smattering of chinese (which makes him a real auntie-killer)

a real tech-geek = able to solve all your computer problems (and he uses a lot of apple products)

has (a lot of) cute freckles

is a moto-mat (he rides a bike)

GREAT DRESS SENSE (this is where you can put the full-body pic)

widely travelled (has been to france, amsterdam, sweden blah blah)"

I find it highly amusing when you told me, so "this is where you can put in the full-body pic"; I think each one of us secretly has a little harem manageress in us, rawr. Just don't start another blog by yourself and compete with me, be lazy. send me entries instead.

I'm also seriously staring at his face to see the Japanese blood; I see more Pakistani in the face though, Iskandar is very light-skinned :>

Iskandar read Philosophy at NUS and unlike most of the majors in his department he's actually NORMAL, with a HEALTHY interest in HANGING OUT, plus he also scores well with the ladies. We wonder how he does it when most of his peers are having trouble with their social lives. Iskandar's funny, he makes girls laugh, and we know funny men always go places. Like in this last photo here when he gets to lean in close on an innocuous Chinese chio-bu.

Ten for Tall Dark Indian: Manu Mohan

2010-08-24T06:49:00.000-07:00

Okay, like, you send me photos of you and your Oriental Boy Harem potential and say it's okay don't have to stamp me out with green eyeballs... but I cannot let your Potentially Eyecandy Faces distract from the main meat right?

Anyway Main Meat for today is Manu Mohan; originally from Delhi, grew up in Bangkok, based in Singapore but currently off on an internship in Hong Kong, at Nomura (It's an investment bank, just in case you don't know). So this guy's gonna have two sexy things in his pants! (Wallet being one of them)

Young dashing professional, speaks like an International School kid, with some knowledge of Chinese and Cantonese (all the better to impress your Chinese mothers with), spent a year at Stanford on the NUS NOC program.... This email about his profile reads like a CV, and we're liking it. :> Nothing like a successful young man to have as an accessory on your arm.

Halloween 2009, a photo of best buddies Weifen and Manu Mohan. Both can be regularly spotted at Home Club (it's good to know that our investment banker-to-be here knows how to have fun). I must say though Weifen is quite an eyecandy piece; my attempts to uglify her with the bunny ears don't seem to have worked... I wonder why

nevertheless this is definitely testimonial to Manu Mohan's attractiveness -- to have pretty girls as best buddies means that you're probably part of those groups of good-lookers whose whole mission in life is to stand around at/outside/in clubs for others to gawk at.

I hear he also has a Delhi fan club? Specifically in the deep South... near Satya Niketan. :>

YOXYOXYOX,

your Harem manager (only one for today) knows something she cannot reveal. :>

Nine: Joshua, Are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy!

2010-08-22T11:46:00.000-07:00

The person who took this photo was obviously not pointing at the person lying down with his/her legs stretched out towards us. Joshua, who gave birth to you??

Joshua is currently studying to be a lawyer (OMFG, seriously? I have never known anybody smart enough to get into NUS LAW!!! ) but when there's no school, Joshua can be found innocently wandering the beaches, either at East Coast or Phuket. Unfortunately, not-so-innocent girls instantly gravitate towards him like flies to a banana bunch. Poor, vulnerable Joshua.

Anyway we got really irritated with all the girls who keep flocking towards him so instead of our usual practice of stamping them out with hearts, we're employing GREEN EYEBALLS THIS TIME. BE MINE, Joshua, don't look at them green eyeballs.

Ditto what was said above. We think he has a girlfriend, but as a friend said, just because there's a Red Light (Red Light = Attached, Green Light = Single, Amber Light = Complicated) , just because Joshua's a Red Light, doesn't mean there can't be a Green Arrow right??? *reaches into photo and pinches Joshua's cheeks*

YOXYOXYOX,

your confident Harem managers.

Dupattaforever sends us a Threesome! Part 3, Din the Dude

2010-08-22T10:33:00.000-07:00

Is this boy a model or what? Anyway dupattaforever tells us that Hafidz and Din are friends and are both from NTU. This guy reminds me a little bit of Neil Nitin Mukesh in this photo, the Bollywood actor.

"din has delicious middle eastern/ south asian look which brings out the beast out of every woman. he's delicious features, along with a fabulous dress sense draws all the world's attention to him, as he confidently makes his way in Life. met Din at an Arts event."

Rather professional-looking photo, couldn't resist putting on my lipstick and smacking my lips at the corner there. Why no smiles though? It's okay, I like a brooding, troubled boy sometimes.

Somehow I don't feel satiated, I wish Miss D.F had sent more photos of Din and his face.

YOXYOXYOX,

your greedy Harem managers.

Dupattaforever sends us a Threesome! Part 2, Hafidz from NTU

2010-08-22T09:57:00.000-07:00

Ladies, we have our first Male Model here at OBH!!! Dupattaforever sends us the sweet-faced Hafidz, and she has this to say:

"i met hafidz on an internship stint. he is well built, really pretty face and made me nervous the first time i spoke to him. a part time model and a student in NTU, and was recently on exchange in Thailand."

After further inquiry, it appears that Hafidz was a model for Female Magazine in 2009.

But you know what, I really like the fact that Hafidz went on exchange to Thailand. Normally people always want to go Europe lah, US lah, Australia lah, go hang out with the ang mohs, but I find interest in SE Asia a very sexy trait to have in a Singaporean boy. Come back to your roots! Like Sarabjeet and his Sikh culture. Hafidz in Thailand, speaking in that singsong language.... ayeyoyoyo.

Full-body shot, APPROVE!!!!

YOXYOXYOX,

your harem managers are impressed.

Dupattaforever sends us a Threesome! Part 1, Praveen

2010-08-22T09:41:00.000-07:00

Good morning ladies, I woke up to find new mail in my inbox today. A lady who wishes to be known as "dupattaforever" has sent us a threesome, starting with Praveen. This is what dupattaforever has to say :

"praveen aiyah coursemate. he loves indian music, he sings awesome and he looks damn good with chest hair and trimmed moustache thingy ! :> he's delicious i constantly want to pounce on him ! which i do sometimes, and im the lucky bitch on the block.

he's relationship status is unknown, but he's still cute (and delicious) so who cares?"

don't you wish you were the straw in the photo, miss d.f?

angelina jolie lips, with a bollywood star's meaningful gaze...

Is that a dhoti? Praveen knows how to tie a dhoti?!?! Or is this just a sarong bottom? 10 bonus points if it is a real dhoti, and another 10 if he tied it himself. I know most Chinese readers won't have a clue what I'm talking about, well time to explore outside your own culture!!! =)

In any case,

YOXYOXYOX,

your harem managers are pleased.

Entry Number Five: Sarabjeet the Singaporean Sikh

2010-08-21T22:57:00.000-07:00

It's about time we had a Sexy Sikh in our Harem!! Sarabjeet Singh is brought to you today by the lovely "kulvykaur" and we thank you for bringing his Holy Hotness to our Shrine. Sarabjeet is a veritable Man of Many Faces; let us now explore his Holy avatars.

With his spectacles he can look studious, artistic, indie and tasteful.

With the same spectacles and a little more stubble his artistic-indie-studious avatar just gained a little more maturity and age (which is a good thing for us tiny young ladies)

Drop the spectacles and put on a cap; you get a youthful and playful avatar -- a Krishna with his many Gopis waiting for him.

Don a suit and tie and you get young jet-setting CEO with the wallet to boot.

But the avatar we all love best is when Sarabjeet returns to his roots; so few Chinese kids nowadays bother to go back to participate in their Chinese Clan Association gatherings (my sister was just complaining about one). But seriously, look at these Sexy Sikhs doing Sexy Dances. Just look at Sarabjeet! These Punjabis ... we need more of them in love and in life.

kulvykaur, we thank you for sharing this Punjabi Pony-Pie with us. Sarabjeet, Hum Tumse Pyaar Kerte Hain!!! For you I will learn Punjabi.

YOXYOXYOX,

your Harem managers.

Four for Football: Imran the Football Jock

2010-08-21T22:15:00.000-07:00

Don't you just love jocks? And you know what's better than jocks? DATING one. Cos then you get to be a WAG, but there are so few guys who still continue with sports in college. This Imran though looks too manly on the field; too few like him left on the market.

With his shy smile and mature, responsible nature, azizah128 claims Imran is the perfect Muslim husband. Well Muslim or not, he's MY idea of a perfect date. (Who's thinking of marriage now? Not me!)

Oh!!! A sense of humour!! He's too cute, na?

Do you see the stubble? Don't we all love a bit of stubble? Chinese boys can NEVER grow a convincing stubble. This Arab-mixed Muslim man-boy is too sexy and exotic yaar.

Unfortunately, azizah128 also informed us that he has a girlfriend. *audience awwwws* She is a lovely girl and we wish them all the best. Still, that won't stop us from checking out his butt and hips --- aren't they so damn small and sexy in this photo??? OMG. Seriously now.

YOXYOXYOX,

your drooling Harem managers.

Third and Tall: Shaun Chan Towers Over Us (and we like it that way!)

2010-08-21T21:48:00.001-07:00

It is so hard to find tall boys these days. Height is hot, and this email entry from "midnightangel" has us all drooling. Photos will not do this boy justice; midnightangel won't you give us your friend's phone number please????

Anyway Shaun recently did an internship in India (wow, omg, seriously?) and here is a back view of him interacting with a local. How adventurous is this boy?

And now Shaun gives us a goofy smile, what a sunshine sweet heart! Notice the angle of elevation here taken by the camera-holder ; most of us will just never reach that altitude. And what's that I see on his polo-tee? Vietnam?? Why are you always on the move good sir? When will you be back in Singapore to date our girls??

Oh how sweet. Plays with kids. Foreign kids some more. Bonus points there.

and omg, Shaun dances too??? His moves are hilarious; sometimes I just want a guy that makes me laugh.

Shaun, you're simply adorable. Midnightangel, we're all envious.

Thanks for your entry. Glad to be seeing all these new emails in my inbox.

YOYO,

your Harem managers.

The Second Entry: Bob Cheong the Rugby Player

2010-08-21T18:08:00.000-07:00

Bob is a big guy, big and sexy. By night he hangs out with the chicks at the coolest nightclubs in town.

By day he helps out his photographer friends by modelling his versatile face for their projects. This was from Junior College days.

Generally Bob is well-liked for his Michelin Man smile, cheeks and dimples. Many a girl have fallen for his quick wit but mostly for his dimples.

Yet it is his killer physique that seals the deal most of the time. He is on top of his game on the field, during training, or during a match. Here we manage to catch him on the way to training. His favourite team is the New Zealand All Blacks -- girls pay attention!!!

Bob showing off his athleticism.

Not bad at all, thank you for your entry "boblover91" from Singapore !

YY,

your Harem Managers

The Virgin Post: Yu Jin the Boy Next Door

2010-08-21T12:28:00.000-07:00

Looks good in a cap

Looking good in Times Square

and looking good on the beach, with his biceps in full glory.

We start off this harem with a beloved friend of ours, Yu Jin. Sweetest boy alive, loves his family, takes care of his friends, Dean's Lister, what more can we ask?

Cute face? Check.

Biceps? Check.

Sense of humour? Well, let's see how he responds to this post. As he is currently somewhere in Europe in some obscure timezone, your Harem Managers were unable to contact this Singaporean cutie at the time of posting. But we are pretty sure he won't sue us, we're just glorifying beauty here!

Okay now feel free to send in photos of your dear friends (try to get consent first, don't learn from us) to sendmeorientalboys [at] gmail. Looking forward to increasing our archives of eyeball-candy. Hahaha.